When you get a new hair do, do you feel the need to go home immediately and play around with it for an hour, styling and restyling, and trying out every hair accessory you own? Then do you need to take a bizillion pictures of yourself like a big goober so you can show absolutely everyone and hear what they think about it?
Also, do you feel as awkward, out of style, and socially unacceptable as I do walking into a salon? Or the mall? There are some places I really hate going if I’m not looking my best. For example, as much as I like their stuff, I dread shopping at H&M, because no matter what I do, even the men there look prettier than me.
Music: Pomplamoose – “Single Ladies”